Animal Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Difference cow and bull

    Q: What's the difference between a cow and a bull?
    A: Milk both of them and the one that smiles is the bull.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Zoo trip

    *** Animal Jokes ***

    I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One Liner

    Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
    A: Bugs Bunny!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One Liner

    *** Animal Jokes ***

    Q: Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
    A: To the Baa Baa shop!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blind Dinosaur

    Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
    A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.