Bartender Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Polish Joke

    A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Polack joke. The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, "He's Polish." Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and repeated, "He's Polish." The bartender finished, "Now think about whether you want to tell that joke, because I'm Polish, too." The customer replied, "I guess I won't tell that joke after all. I'd have to explain it three times."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rodney Dangerfield - seeing someone

    *** Bartender Jokes ***

    “I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bartenders Quip

    A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of f*ckin' joke?"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    High stakes

    *** Bartender Jokes ***

    A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this about?" The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?" The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    A Shot of Whiskey

    A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket. He does this over and over again. Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket. The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."