Bartender Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Panda at the Bar

    A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!" The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda, "A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves."



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Horse in a Bar

    *** Bartender Jokes ***

    A horse walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says "Give me a beer." The bartender is stunned, so he heads to the back of the bar to speak with the owner. "Hey boss" he says, "there's a horse in the bar asking for a beer." The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies "Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don't know the price of beer." So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer. "You know," says the barkeep, "we don't get many horses around here." To which the horse replies, "At these prices I'm not surprised."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    No ordinary dog

    A man walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says "You can't bring your dog into here!" The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?" The dog replies "Bark!" He asks "What's on top of a house?" The dog answers "Roof!" Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?" The dog says "Ruth!" The bartender immediately throws them both out. The man says "What was that guy's problem?" The dog answers "Maybe he's not a fan of the Yankees.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The blond joke

    *** Bartender Jokes ***

    A blind man walks into a bar and sits for a while with nobody talking to him. He says "Anybody want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender tells him "Before you tell it I just want to let you know there is a cage fighting blonde on one side of you and a large blonde softball player on the other side. I'm also a blonde and I can bench 300 pounds. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man replies "Obviously not! I don't have time to explain the joke 3 times."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Polish Joke

    A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Polack joke. The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, "He's Polish." Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and repeated, "He's Polish." The bartender finished, "Now think about whether you want to tell that joke, because I'm Polish, too." The customer replied, "I guess I won't tell that joke after all. I'd have to explain it three times."