Country Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    That’s the spirit

    Q : In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
    A: One less drunk. Hopefully…



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Comrade Ivanov

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    Ivanov applied to the Communist Party. The party committee conducts an interview. "Comrade Ivanov, do you smoke?" "Yes, I do a little." "Do you know that comrade Lenin did not smoke and advised other communists not to smoke?" "If comrade Lenin said so, I shall cease smoking." "Do you drink?" "Yes, a little." "Comrade Lenin strongly condemned drunkenness." "Then I shall cease drinking." "Comrade Ivanov, what about women?" "A little...." "Do you know that comrade Lenin strongly condemned amoral behavior?" "If comrade Lenin condemned, I shall not love them any longer." "Comrade Ivanov, will you be ready to sacrifice your life for the Party?" "Of course. Who needs such life?"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One Liner

    Two men were sitting on a bench in a park. The first was drunk, and the other was also Finn.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Literary nation

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    “Ireland has a great reputation as a literary nation. You walk into any pub in Dublin and it's full of writers and poets. In most other countries they're called drunks.” - Ardal O'Hanlon