Drunk Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Puzzle

    Q : You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
    A: Get your drunk a** off the merry-go-round!



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Mating Calls

    *** Drunk Jokes ***

    Q : What's the mating call of the blonde?
    A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
    Q : What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
    A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
    Q : What's the mating call of the brunette?
    A: "All the blondes have gone home!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Hangover

    “To prevent hangover stay drunk."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Drunk man's words

    *** Drunk Jokes ***

    "Drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    That’s the spirit

    Q : In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
    A: One less drunk. Hopefully…