Posted on 22/11/2016
Q : You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
A: Get your drunk a** off the merry-go-round!
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Q : In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
A: One less drunk. Hopefully…