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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    I think I like something, but I'm not sure what?