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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Eienstein

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

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