Sidharth was Masturbating and his wife came….
Wife: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Sidharth: Kalaaiyon Ka Behatarin Upyog.
Badi Behen Honeymoon Pe Gayi.
Choti Ne SMS Kiya : Didi Jo Jeans Di Thi Vo Jarur Pehenana.
Didi’s Reply: Tujhe Jeans Ki Padi Hai, Is Tharki Ne 4 Din Se Underwaer Tak Toh Pehnane Nahin Di.
Ek N*gro husband Apni Indian wife Ko Kehta Hai: Today is our fancy dress competition, get me one costume… Wife goes and brings a Santa Claus dress.
N*gro: You fool, have you ever seen a bl*ck Santa??? Then wife goes and brings a Snow Man’s costume.
N*gro: You idiot, have you ever seen a bl*ck Snow man?? Then wife goes again angrily and brings a wooden rod, inserts it in the a**hole of her husband & says: Ye LE, ‘CHOCO-BAR Ban Ja Bhutni Ke!!!!’
Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?
Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein Kyun Pooch Rahe Thee???