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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Cricket Crazy Sid

    Sidharth's wife: We'll do it without condom tonight. Sidharth: Koi Jokhim Uthaane Ki Avashyakta Nahi Hai.



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    AutoWallah

    *** Hindi Non Veg Jokes ***

    Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Rate Final Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi. Pehla Auto Waala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola: Ab Ye Kya Baat Hui Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi??



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Medical Problem

    Doctor Saab, Main Jab Bhi Apni Biwi Ki Leta Hun Toh Andar Jaa Ke Mera Teda Ho Jaata Hai. Doctor Ko Yakeenn Nahi Hota. Vo Engineer Ko Kehta Hai Ki Apni Biwi Ko Clinic Mein Lekar Aao. Kuch Time K Baad Engineer Apni Biwi Ko Lekar Aata Hai Aur Doctor Ke Saamne Us Ke Saath S*x Karta Hai. Doctor Maze Le Lekar Dekhta Rehta Hai. Phir Bahana Banate Hue Kehta Hai Ki Baad Mein Aana Aur Unko Vaha Se Bhej Deta Hai. Kuch Din Baad Kisi Shaadi Mein Doctor Apne Doston Ke Saath Engineer Ka Mazaak Udaa Raha Hota Hai Ki Kaise Us Bewakoof Ne Apni Biwi Ke Saath Mere Saamne S*x Kiya. Dusri Taraf Engineer Apne Doston Ke Saath Khada Ho Ke Us Doctor Ka Mazaak Udaate Hue Kehta Hai, "Yaar Kuch Din Pehle Ek Tharki Ladki Mil Gayi, Per Karne Ki Jagah Nahin Mili Toh Is Doctor Ke Clinic Mein Jaakar Meine S*x Kiya!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Jannat Ke Parde

    *** Hindi Non Veg Jokes ***

    Ek Aadmi Bazaar Mein Jor-Jor Se Chilla Raha Tha: Jannat Ke Parde 20-20 Rupaye Mein, Jannat Ke Parde 20-20 Rupaye Mein... Saare Bazaar Ke Log Apna-Apna Kaam Chhod Kar Uske Paas Gaye. Paas Jakar Dekha Toh, Haramkhor Bra Aur Pantis Bech Raha Tha.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Nitrate

    Chemistry Ki Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Poocha: Yes You, Tell Me What is Nitrate ? Ladki Sharma Kar Boli: Kya Sir, Aap bhi N Qasam Se, Ekdum Direct Hi Jaate Ho. Night Rate is 5000/- Woh Bhi Sirf Aap Ke Liye.......