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Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani

Bihar Ke Kisi Village Mein Aaj Bhi Films Ki Advertising Auto Pe Loudspeakers Se Announce Hoti Hai. Ek Din Kuch Aisa Announce Hua… Film Ka Naam Tha – Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani. Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani Ka Mazaa Lijiye, Din Mein Caar Baar, 9 Se 12, 12 Se 3, 3 Se 9 Aur Raat Ko 9 Se 12…!!! Aage Ka 30 Rupiya, Aur Peechhe Ka 60 Rupiya…!!!

Suhagrat

Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se S*x Nahi Kar Paya. Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha: Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Bahu Udasi Se: Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh Toh 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi.

Cricket Crazy Sid: Karibi Mamla

Sidharth was having s*x and suddenly the condom tore off but he took out his d*ck immediately and shouted… Bahut Kareebi Maamla Ho Sakta Tha!

Late In Office

Ek Ladki Office Se Apne Ghar Aayi Aur Rote Hue Apni Maa Ko Boli.
Ladki: Maa, Pata Hai Aaj Subha Subha Mera Boss Mere Uper Chad Gaya. Maa Hairan Hote Hue: Achhha, Lekin Kyun?
Ladki: Subha Late Jo Gayi Thhi.
Maa: Lekin Tu Leti Kyu Thhi, Vo Toh Chadega Hi Na!!!!

Expensive Dinner

Ladka GF Ko Dinner Pe Le Gaya. Girlfriend Ne Mahnge Items Order Kar Diye.
Ladka: Maa Ke Ghar Bhi Yehi Khaati Hai Kya??
Girlfriend: Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Leti Nahin Hai.