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Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ke P*NIS pe Madhu-Makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to a doctor with his wife. Wife Sharmate Hue: Doctor Saab, Sirf Dard Ki Dawa Dena, Sujan Rehne Dena.

Jeeto: Baba Ji, Mera Gharwaala Kab Sudhrega?
Baba: Usko Saath Laayi Ho?
Jeeto: Nahin Baba Ji, Woh Toh Ghar Par Hain.
Baba: Theek Hai, Apni Bra Utaaro.
Jeeto: Kyun??? Baba: Uske Hathon Ki Lakeerein Dekhni Hain.

1970-1985 = Sunny means Sunil Gavaskar. 1985- 2010 = Sunny means Sunny Deol. 2010-2025 = Sunny means Sunny Leone. Kaam Teeno Ka Ek Hi Hai….. Thukai… Bas Tareeke Alag Alag Hai.

Pappu ne apni girlfriend ke baalon mein haath pherte hue kaha: Darling, tum toh mera chaand ho.
Girlfriend: Aur tum ho mere Neil Arms strong.
Pappu ne hairan hote hue pucha: Neil Armstrong??? Woh Kyun?
Girlfriend ne sharmate hue jawab diya: Chand par chadne waala pehla aadmi tha woh.