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Pappu ke right side ki ball kat gayi. Doctor ne operate kiya aur mitti ka bana ke laga diya. After two months Pappu went back to doctor and said furiously: Oye doctor nikal bahar teri maa ki aankh, tune mitti ka bana ke laga diya.
Doctor: Kamaal hai, tujhe kaise pata chala?
Pappu: Pata toh chalna hi jana tha, LEFT side me baal nikal rahe hai, aur bhenchod right side me GHAAS nikal rahi hai.

EK Bachcha School Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gayi, Usne Seenay Pe Haath Rakh Ke Utha Li. Thodi Der Ke Baad Uski Rubber Neeche Gir Gayi, Usne Phir Seenay Pe Hath Rakha Aur Rubber Utha Li.
Uski Maa Ne Poocha Ke Beta Tum Seenay Pe Haath Rakh Ke Cheezein Kyun Uthate Ho?
Bachcha Bola: Hamari Miss Bhi Aise Hi Uthati Hain.
Maa: Beta Unko Aise Uthane Do Lekin Tum Aise Na Kia Karo.
Bachcha: Nahi Maa Ek Baar Unhone Haath Nahi Rakha Tha Toh Unke Fefde Bahar Aa Gaye The.

An HR manager got married. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me! The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine? The HR man shouts: Your B*obs are so small…. I definitely remember noticing their size when I met you at the engagement… they appeared to be much bigger… The hitech bride replies, “Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package… but this is what you get in hand…

Interviewer: Tumhari abilities kya hain?
Girl: Young hun, Dynamic hun, Sincere hun, Honest hun, Hardworking hun, Qualified hun, Experienced hun, Deserving hun, Typing janti hun, File sahi rakhti hun, Computer mein expert hun, thoda accounts bhi janti hun.
Boss: Aur kuch?
Girl: Disease free aur healthy hun, Copper- T lagayi hai, 7 positions aati hai, 69 mein Expert hun, aur Sabse important baat: Apne flat me akeli rehti hun…!
Boss: Bas kar pagli, ab kya joining ke Din hi promotion bhi legi!!!

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