Marriage Jokes

30
  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    You were by my side

    Husband woke up after surgery... He called his wife to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. Well, now that I think about it, I think you bring me bad luck!



  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    50th Wedding Anniversary

    *** Marriage Jokes ***

    A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Love Marriage

    Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    Related:

    Marriage



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Years in marriage

    *** Marriage Jokes ***

    In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    3 stages of sex after marriage

    There are 3 stages of sex after marriage. The first stage is the " Anywhere " stage, when you'll do it anywhere - the kitchen table, the shower, on top of the washing machine during the spin cycle. The second stage is the " Bedroom " stage, when you'll only do it in the bedroom with the lights turned out. The third stage is the " Hallway " stage, when you pass each other in the hallway and say " Screw you!