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Marriage Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    3 stages of sex after marriage

    There are 3 stages of sex after marriage. The first stage is the " Anywhere " stage, when you'll do it anywhere - the kitchen table, the shower, on top of the washing machine during the spin cycle. The second stage is the " Bedroom " stage, when you'll only do it in the bedroom with the lights turned out. The third stage is the " Hallway " stage, when you pass each other in the hallway and say " Screw you!

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    What's Marriage

    What's Marriage? Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Clint Eastwood - marriages

    They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Second Marriage

    A mother of two children was marrying again. The younger child of 5 years started to cry during her wedding ceremony. The gathering could not help but smile when the mother said "Shut up Dan, or you will not be be invited the next time."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    3 Honeymooners

    Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot." The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices." The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid." The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'" Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'" Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, "When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get right.”