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Marriage Jokes

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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Anniversary Gift

    I bought my wife a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    30 years of Marriage

    *** Marriage Jokes ***

    A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Marriage

    "Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Years in marriage

    *** Marriage Jokes ***

    In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    50th Wedding Anniversary

    Bob and Nancy were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After 50 years, Bob wanted to know if Nancy was always faithful. Bob asked, "Have you ever cheated on me?" Nancy replied, "Yes, three times." "What?!", yelled Bob, "When?" Nancy said, "Remember when the septic tank flooded back in ’69 and we couldn’t afford to fix it? I convinced the plumber to fix it for free." "And?" Nancy said, "Remember when you needed heart surgery in ’75 and we didn’t have insurance? I had the doctor treat you for free." "And the third time? "Do you remember when you ran for mayor back in ’89 and you were behind by 200 votes..."