Marriage Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Marriage

    "Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Marriage Hall

    *** Marriage Jokes ***

    A man went to the marriage hall to reserve wedding date... Office was closed and he read the following Notice outside the office: "Office closed between 1 pm and 3 pm... you may use this time to think again."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Arranged Marriages

    Q: 'Arranged Marriages में तलाक कम क्यों होते हैं?' Ans: 'जो अपनी मर्जी से शादी तक ना कर पाए वो तलाक क्या खाक लेंगे?



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Telephone's marriage

    *** Marriage Jokes ***

    How did the telephones get married? In a double ring ceremony!

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Johnny and Suzie Marriage

    Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married. So Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage. "Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this is cute. "Well," said Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us." "And how will you live?" "I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough." Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?" "Well," said Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."