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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    2 Anniversary Gifts

    Two best friends got married on the same date and...meet every year after their anniversaries at their favorite bar. One was fortunate to be really successful and the other lives a sort of mediocre life. They start discussing what they got their wife's for their anniversaries. The rich guy begins by discussing his gift. "Yea, I got my wife a diamond jewelry set...and a new Mercedes Benz" "Wow, 2 gifts this year!" the poorer friend responds. "Yea, I got her the Benz just in case she doesn't like the jewelry set, she can use the Benz to drive to the jewelry store and exchange it". "Sounds Reasonable." "What you get your wife?" "I got her a set of slippers and a dildo" " What's the deal with the dildo?" " Oh, I got her the dildo that way if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Marriage Hall

    A man went to the marriage hall to reserve wedding date... Office was closed and he read the following Notice outside the office: "Office closed between 1 pm and 3 pm... you may use this time to think again."

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    50th Wedding Anniversary

    A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Love and Marriage

    Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Marriage

    "Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house."

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    Marriage