Mother In Law Jokes10
Posted on 22/11/2016
Tail of woe
Jim took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Jim, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Q: What's a mixed feeling?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.