Nigger Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Nigger in a bar

    Chinese guy walks into a bar. Black bartender. Chinese guy says, "Give me a jigger, nigger." Black bartender says, "Yo, man, that's not cool. You can't come in here and say that to me." The Chinese guy just smiles from ear to ear. "Give me a jigger, nigger." The black bartender says, "How would you like it if you were behind the bar and I came up and said something like that to you?" The Chinese guy shrugs, "I don't care." So the Chinese guy gets behind the bar, the black bartender goes outside, walks in and says, "Give me a drink, chink!" The Chinese guy says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers in here."



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Who are we?

    *** Nigger Jokes ***

    So an airplane is over the Atlantic Ocean and one of the engines explodes. The plane is quickly losing speed and the pilot realizes they can make it to shore if they just lose a little weight. So he announces over the intercom, "Hey folks, we've just lost an engine, and I'm sorry to say, we need to make this plane lighter if we're going to live. It's going to be a sacrifice, but some of you are going to have to jump out of the plane. The only way to do this fairly is to go in alphabetical order." There's a bit of a commotion, but the passengers agree; they don't want to die, after all! "Ok," the pilot says, "let's start with the African Americans." So all the African Americans jump out of the plane. "We're still too heavy. How about blacks?" So all the blacks jump out of the plane. But the plane is still losing altitude. "Damn. Coloreds next." So all the coloreds jump out of the plane. During all of this, there's a black man and his son hiding in the back of the plane. The son asks his father, "But dad! Aren't we African American?" "No! Shush, son." "But dad! Aren't we black?" "No, son. Please be quiet." "But dad! Aren't we colored?" "No! No, son. Today, we're niggers. We go after the Mexicans."



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Commonly found in

    Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Need at home

    *** Nigger Jokes ***

    A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, I remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Nigger with no arms or legs

    Q: What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
    A: Trustworthy.