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Nigger Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Who are we?

    So an airplane is over the Atlantic Ocean and one of the engines explodes. The plane is quickly losing speed and the pilot realizes they can make it to shore if they just lose a little weight. So he announces over the intercom, "Hey folks, we've just lost an engine, and I'm sorry to say, we need to make this plane lighter if we're going to live. It's going to be a sacrifice, but some of you are going to have to jump out of the plane. The only way to do this fairly is to go in alphabetical order." There's a bit of a commotion, but the passengers agree; they don't want to die, after all! "Ok," the pilot says, "let's start with the African Americans." So all the African Americans jump out of the plane. "We're still too heavy. How about blacks?" So all the blacks jump out of the plane. But the plane is still losing altitude. "Damn. Coloreds next." So all the coloreds jump out of the plane. During all of this, there's a black man and his son hiding in the back of the plane. The son asks his father, "But dad! Aren't we African American?" "No! Shush, son." "But dad! Aren't we black?" "No, son. Please be quiet." "But dad! Aren't we colored?" "No! No, son. Today, we're niggers. We go after the Mexicans."

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Commonly found in

    Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    White guy surrounded by

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
    In trouble.
    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
    Coach.
    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
    Prison Warden.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pulp Fiction

    Jimmie: “No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said ‘Dead Nigger Storage’?”
    Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
    Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry]
    “Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said ‘Dead Nigger Storage’?”
    Jules: [pause] “No. I didn't.”
    Jimmie: “You know WHY you didn't see that sign?” Jules: “Why?” Jimmie: “Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!”

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Floating TV

    Q: What do you say when you see your TV floating across the room in the middle of the night?
    A: Drop it, n****r.