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Nigger Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Nigger in a bar

    Chinese guy walks into a bar. Black bartender. Chinese guy says, "Give me a jigger, nigger." Black bartender says, "Yo, man, that's not cool. You can't come in here and say that to me." The Chinese guy just smiles from ear to ear. "Give me a jigger, nigger." The black bartender says, "How would you like it if you were behind the bar and I came up and said something like that to you?" The Chinese guy shrugs, "I don't care." So the Chinese guy gets behind the bar, the black bartender goes outside, walks in and says, "Give me a drink, chink!" The Chinese guy says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers in here."

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Leave you alone

    *** Nigger Jokes ***

    Q: How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?
    A: Throw him a basketball!

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Commonly found in

    Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Floating TV

    *** Nigger Jokes ***

    Q: What do you say when you see your TV floating across the room in the middle of the night?
    A: Drop it, n****r.

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Nigger with no arms or legs

    Q: What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
    A: Trustworthy.