Nigger Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Nigger with no arms or legs

    Q: What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
    A: Trustworthy.



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Is it mine?

    *** Nigger Jokes ***

    The other day I looked out my window and saw a nigger running down the street with a TV. I thought to myself, "That really looks like mine..." But then I realised it couldn't be mine; I just saw mine in the kitchen washing the dishes.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Need at home

    A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, I remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Commonly found in

    *** Nigger Jokes ***

    Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Floating TV

    Q: What do you say when you see your TV floating across the room in the middle of the night?
    A: Drop it, n****r.