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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blue eyes

    A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Whom to marry

    There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." So which woman did the man marry? The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

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    Men

    Non Veg

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    आज का कुविचार

    आज का कुविचार: मित्र का मन और गर्लफ्रेंड का स्तन हमेशा बड़ा होना चाहिए।

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Monkey

    A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

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    Women

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Kash mein teri bra hota

    Ladka: Kash Mein Teri Bra Hota, To Sara Din Tere Boobs Se Chipka Rahta
    Ladki: "Sale Kuttery, Mein Kisi Aur Se Dabva Rahi Hoti, Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota"