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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Noises in the Bedroom

    A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. “You rotten bastard”, says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!”

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    God

    *** Non Veg Jokes ***

    A confused little nine year old boy asks his mother one day, Mom, is God a man or a woman? "Well," says the boy's mother, "God is unique. He's both a man and a woman." This further confuses the little boy, so he says, "Mom, is God black or white?" The mother begins to get a little embarassed, but she answers, "God is both black and white, honey." The even more confused little boy then asks, "Mom, is God gay or straight?" The boy's mother mow hesitates, but she answers, "Well, God is both gay and straight, son." The boy now smiles with understanding. " Mom! Now I know! Is God Michael Jackson?

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : masturbate

    "learn to masturbate - come in handy"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    पुरुष का 'लिंग'!

    *** Non Veg Jokes ***

    सबसे पवित्र चीज है पुरुष का 'लिंग' ये बहूत विनम्र है, हमेशा झुका रहता है ये दयालु है, लडकियों की गोद भरता है ये असली गुरु है, जो अपने दो चेलों का साथ नही छोडता इसमें सादगी है, ये छोटी सी गुफा में रात गुजारता है ये आदरणीय है, नारी को देख के खड़ा हो जाता है ये कोमल है, चाहे कितना भी मोड़ो मरोड़ो इसमें से अमृत ही निकलता है, जिससे सृष्टि चलती है।

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Vocab Test

    Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. When the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A," Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say, "ass" so she calls on Mary Lou, who says "apple." This continues because the teacher knows that Little Johnny knows a cuss word for every letter of the alphabet. Then she gets to "R." She can't think of any cuss words that begin with R, so she calls on Johnny. He exclaims, "R is for rats -- big f**king rats, with 12-inch c**ks!"