Pati Patni Jokes Veg and Pati Patni Non Veg Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Test

    Husband apni wife ko awaaz lagai: Sonu ki mummy.... sunti ho... idhar toh aana ek minute ki lye.
    Wife: Kya hai?
    Husband: Arrey idhar toh aao yaar, kaam hai.
    Wife: Lo aa gayi, batao kya kaam hai?
    Husband: Yeh 2 wires hain, inmein se kisi ek ko pakadna.
    Wife: Kisliye?
    Husband: Arrey pakdo na, just ek second ke liye.
    Wife: Yeh lo, pakad liya... ab? Husband: Kuch hua toh nahin?
    Wife: Nahin toh... kyun?
    Husband: Iska matlab current doosri waali taar mein hai.



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Baap Ka Ghar

    *** Pati Patni Jokes ***

    Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apne Sasural Jaata Hai. Ek Din Vahan Husband Biwi Se Kahta Hai: Chalo Aaj Mood Bana Lein.
    Biwi: Nahi Ye Mere Papa Ka Ghar Hai. Funny
    Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Randi Khana Hai Jo Tu Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Husband: Tumhare Shaadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The?? Wife silent... Husband Chilla Ke: Mein Iss Khamoshi Ka Kya Matlab Samjhun? Wife: Haaye Rabba... Gin Toh Rahi Hun.... Chilla Kyun Rahe Ho…



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Shopping Freak

    *** Pati Patni Jokes ***

    Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho??? Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein Kaha: Mein Teri Roz Roz ki Naye Kapde Dilaane Ki Pharmaish Se Tang Aa Gaya Hun, Isliye Suicide Kar Raha Hun. Ye Sunte Hi Wife Ne Zor Zor Se Rona Start Kar Diya, Aur Boli: Jaatey Jaatey Ek White Suit Toh Dilwa Do, Varna Terahvin Pe Kya Pehanungi????



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Daal Ki Baat

    Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.
    Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya... Phir Dusra Bartan Girana, Aur Kehna Biryani Gir Gayi... Phir Main Kahunga Chalo Daal Hi Le Aao... Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz Aayi.....
    Husband: Kya Hua...??? Wife: Bhangra Paa Le Kanjraaa... Daal Hi Gir Gayi...