Racist Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Separation from society

    Q: What really separates black people from society?
    A: Prison.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Be like Mario

    *** Racist Jokes ***

    Do not be racist, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Who are we?

    So an airplane is over the Atlantic Ocean and one of the engines explodes. The plane is quickly losing speed and the pilot realizes they can make it to shore if they just lose a little weight. So he announces over the intercom, "Hey folks, we've just lost an engine, and I'm sorry to say, we need to make this plane lighter if we're going to live. It's going to be a sacrifice, but some of you are going to have to jump out of the plane. The only way to do this fairly is to go in alphabetical order." There's a bit of a commotion, but the passengers agree; they don't want to die, after all! "Ok," the pilot says, "let's start with the African Americans." So all the African Americans jump out of the plane. "We're still too heavy. How about blacks?" So all the blacks jump out of the plane. But the plane is still losing altitude. "Damn. Coloreds next." So all the coloreds jump out of the plane. During all of this, there's a black man and his son hiding in the back of the plane. The son asks his father, "But dad! Aren't we African American?" "No! Shush, son." "But dad! Aren't we black?" "No, son. Please be quiet." "But dad! Aren't we colored?" "No! No, son. Today, we're niggers. We go after the Mexicans."



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Big black girl

    *** Racist Jokes ***

    I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Why white people are racist

    Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks?
    A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.