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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Black man in a tree with a briefcase

    Q: What do you call a black man in a tree with a briefcase? A: Branch manager.

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Nigger with no arms or legs

    *** Racist Jokes ***

    Q: What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
    A: Trustworthy.

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Sharks don't eat black people

    Q: Why don’t sharks eat black people?
    A: They think it’s whale shit.

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Worst three years

    *** Racist Jokes ***

    Q: What is the worst 3 years of a black child’s life?
    A: First grade.

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    List names of all children

    A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."