Racist Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Pool filled with black people

    Q: What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
    A: Coco Puffs.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Jewish or Hispanic

    *** Racist Jokes ***

    Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was Hispanic. So Johnny says, "Mum, am I more Jewish or more Hispanic?" "What does it really matter? You’ll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him. So Johnny’s father gets home from work and Johnny asks the same question, "Dad, am I more Jewish or more Hispanic?" "What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you’re more Jewish or more Hispanic?" asks his dad. "Well, it’s like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, I don’t know whether to talk him down to $25, or wait till dark and steel the f**king thing!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pregnant black woman

    How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blow Job

    *** Racist Jokes ***

    One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her. When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything." The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job." She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions.You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic." Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes!I'm single and I'm Catholic!" The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley." The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying. The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?" He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!" The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

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    Racist Jew



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Black people on moon

    Q: What do you call an entire black population on moon?
    A: Problem Solved