Santa Banta Jokes24
Posted on 22/11/2016
Santa in Trouble!
Banta noticed that Santa was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong. "Well," said Santa, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home." "What kind of question?" asked Banta. "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly." "That's easy," said Banta. "You just say 'Of course I will'." "Yeah," said Santa, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO...'"
Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. They do manage to take one sack each. After a while they meet again and one asks the other... Santa: What did you find in your sack? Banta: Ten lakh Rupees! Santa: Wow... that's a lot of money!' What did you do with the cash? Banta: I bought a house. How about your sack? Santa: It was full of bills. Banta: And what did you do with them? Santa: Eh, well... little by little, I'm paying them off...
*** Santa Banta Jokes ***
Santa sets up Banta to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Banta is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Banta, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry." Santa says. "Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout Aaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack." So that night, Banta knocks at Shirleys door, and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. Banta's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaauuuggghhh!"
Santa: I am in big trouble! Banta: What happened? Santa: I saw a rat in my house! Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. Santa: I don't have one. Banta: Well then, buy one. Santa: I can't afford one. Banta: I can give you mine if you want. Santa: That sounds good. Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the rat come to the trap. Santa: I don't have any cheese. Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. Santa: I don't have oil. Banta: Well, then put only a small piece of bread. Santa: I don't have bread. Banta: Then what the hell is the rat doing in your house?