Santa Banta Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    बेवफ़ा पत्नी

    संता: यार लगता है मेरी पत्नी मेरे साथ बेवफ़ाई कर रही है।
    बंता: वो कैसे?
    बंता: यार कल रात वो घर पे नहीं थी। मैंने पूछा तो बोली कि अपनी सहेली के घर गयी थी, पर उसकी सहेली के घर पे तो मैं था।



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    chalu biwi

    *** Santa Banta Jokes ***

    Santa ek din badaa confuse sa tha aur usne banta se pucha.. Santa = "Yaar teri biwi chalu hai, mujhe hamesha dekh ke muskurati rehti hai..?"
    Banta = "Oye nahin yaar aisa kuch nahin hai, usne mujhse suhagraat pe puchha tha, kya maine kabhi kisi ke saath s*x kiya hai, to maine tera naam le liya tha"….



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Santa in Trouble!

    Banta noticed that Santa was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong. "Well," said Santa, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home." "What kind of question?" asked Banta. "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly." "That's easy," said Banta. "You just say 'Of course I will'." "Yeah," said Santa, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO...'"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Mouse Trap!

    *** Santa Banta Jokes ***

    Santa: I am in big trouble! Banta: What happened? Santa: I saw a rat in my house! Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. Santa: I don't have one. Banta: Well then, buy one. Santa: I can't afford one. Banta: I can give you mine if you want. Santa: That sounds good. Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the rat come to the trap. Santa: I don't have any cheese. Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. Santa: I don't have oil. Banta: Well, then put only a small piece of bread. Santa: I don't have bread. Banta: Then what the hell is the rat doing in your house?

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Not at Home!

    A visitor to Santa, "Which is Mr Banta's flat?" Santa: Please come with me. The visitor is taken on stairs to the 3rd floor. The visitor rings the bell and there is no response. He rings it again and again and still no one answers. Visitor: I think he is not in. Santa: Yeah, he has gone out. He'll be back in the evening!

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