Tom Cruise Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    Q: Why is Tom Cruise so upset?
    A: Because he is Holmes-less



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    *** Tom Cruise Jokes ***

    Q: What do people want to know about the Tomkat divorce settlement?
    A: Did Tom let Katie keep the cage?



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
    A: Apprently he'd been in A Few Good Men.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    *** Tom Cruise Jokes ***

    Q: Why did Anderson Cooper come out of the closet?
    A: To let Tom Cruise know he has options now that he's divorcing.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    Q: Why should you watch the morning show "View" with Barbara walters and Elizabeth Hasselbeck?
    A: Tom Cruise is going to be a guest. Instead of the couch, Tom is going to use her stomach as a trampoline!