Tom Cruise Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Q: What's the strangest sexual act that Nicole Kidman has performed in her long life?
    A: Marrying Tom Cruise!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Statement: Tom Cruise told Time Magazine he hated people until he found Scientology. Punchline: Now people hate Tom Cruise!

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Q: How long did Katie kiss Tom during their wedding?
    A: Apparently long enough to get the gay out of him!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Q: Why is it good that TomKat are not having a proper "Catholic wedding?
    A: Katie is a fornicating whore who had a baby out of wedlock, and Tom is a suspected sodomite.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Q: Why is Tom Cruise still upset after finalizing his divorce with Katie Holmes?
    A: He still hasn't gotten over the death of Goose.