Q: Why is Tom Cruise so upset? A: Because he is Holmes-less
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Q: What do people want to know about the Tomkat divorce settlement? A: Did Tom let Katie keep the cage?
Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise? A: Apprently he'd been in A Few Good Men.
Q: Why did Anderson Cooper come out of the closet? A: To let Tom Cruise know he has options now that he's divorcing.
Q: Why should you watch the morning show "View" with Barbara walters and Elizabeth Hasselbeck? A: Tom Cruise is going to be a guest. Instead of the couch, Tom is going to use her stomach as a trampoline!