Tom Cruise Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Q: Why is Tom Cruise going on Oprah?
    A: With Reverend Jeremiah Wright in the news, he feels the need to defend his title of "Craziest Mother Fucker in America".



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Q: Why is it good that TomKat are not having a proper "Catholic wedding?
    A: Katie is a fornicating whore who had a baby out of wedlock, and Tom is a suspected sodomite.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Katie holmes has divorced Tom Cruise. I didn't think Rock of Ages was THAT bad. Jay Leno (July 9, 2012)



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Q: Why did Astronomers say Pluto is no longer a planet?
    A: They didn't want to be outdone by Paramount Pictures claim that Tom Cruise is no longer a star!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Q: What was Katie Holmes reportedly screaming during divorce proceedings with Tom Cruise?
    A: "Show me the money!"