"Woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait."
See Also :- Pati Patni Jokes - Part 1
“Girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge."
"Difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception."
"S*xy typist will bang on keyboard!"
"Woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink."