Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama' so cross-eyed, everytime she cries tears fall down her back
Yo momma is such a slut, that theres a party in her mouth and everybody's coming
Yo mama's so black she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!