Yo momma such a sl*t, her snatch gets more traffic then the Grand Staircase.
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Yo momma so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
yo mama teeth are so yellow when she went to church the priest said I see light
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad
Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.