Yo momma so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
yo mama teeth are so yellow when she went to church the priest said I see light
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad
Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama's ass is so hairy they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying "Don't feed the bears"