Recent Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Sharks don't eat black people

    Q: Why don’t sharks eat black people?
    A: They think it’s whale shit.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Vampires

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    Q: What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
    A: A coffin break.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Prayer

    A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “The food looks delicious, let’s eat”. Wife: “Honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.” Husband: “That’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook!!”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    What shark eats with peanut butter

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    Q: What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
    A: Jellyfish!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bird in hospital

    Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital? A. To get a tweetment.

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