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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Examinations

    A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and does the same examinations. When the third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?” The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor.”

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Cat in heaven

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    A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire, all you have to do is ask." The cat says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. The cat settles down onto it and falls asleep purring. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer He made the cat. The mice said, "All our life we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run any more." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. They wheel away, delighted. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently nudges him awake and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?" The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier, and those meals on wheels you've been sending over are great."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Importance of Being Earnest

    "To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Question Authority

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    "Question authority and the authorities will question you."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Big Question

    Q : Why doesn't Santa have any children?
    A: He only comes once a year -- and when he does, it's down a chimney.