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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Wants to settle down

    Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your blessing. "Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Jones replies, "Well Johnny, you're only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Lisa's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Still thinking this is just cute, Mr. Jones says, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. How will you afford food and rent?" Again, Johnny instantly replies, "With our allowance. Lisa gets 5 bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine." By this time Mr. Jones is realizing that Johnny has put much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to. He then says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you've got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should kids of your own?" Johnny shrugs his shoulders and says "We've been lucky so far..."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Hesitant Girl

    Girl (During Sex): Nahi Ye Galat Hai.
    Boy: But I Love You.
    Girl: Woh Mujhe Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Galat Hai.
    Boy: Hum Shaadi Kar Lenge.
    Girl: Abey Bhosdike..... Jahan Daal Raha Hai, Woh Jagah Galat Hai !

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Picture

    George had responded to a call from his attorney, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news." "The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The 10 year case

    A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father's firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father! The Smith case, that you always said would go on forever -- the one you have been toiling on for ten years -- in one single day, I settled that case and saved the client a fortune!" His father frowned as he looked at his son, "I did not say that it would go on forever, son. I said that it could go on forever. "

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pencil says

    Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
    A: your looking sharp.