Extortion

A man is standing at a urinal when he notices he’s being watched by a midget. After a few seconds the midget drags a small stepladder next to the man, climbs it, and proceeds to look at his privates at close range. ‘Don’t be embarrassed,’ says the midget. ‘I’m a doctor and I couldn’t help noticing that you have a slight swelling of the test*cles. It might be nothing to worry about but would you mind if I examined them?’ The man is rather startled by this request but tells the midget to go ahead. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s ba*ls, and says, ‘Okay, now hand over your wallet or I jump!’