Sh*t Happens Interpretations

ISLAM: Sh*t happens if it is the will of Allah. CATHOLICISM: Sh*t happens because you are bad. BUDDHISM: Sh*t happens, but pay no mind. HINDUISM: This sh*t has happened before. JUDAISM: Why does sh*t always happen to us? RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this sh*t happen to someone else. AGNOSTICISM: What is this sh*t? ATHEISM: I don’t believe this sh*t! ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad sh*t happens, and good sh*t happens. SCIENTOLOGY: Sh*t happens if you’re on our sh*t list. JESUITISM: If sh*t happens and when nobody is watching, is it really sh*t?