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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Way of the Gun

    Parker: "A plan is just a list of things that don't happen."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Definition - THE BACK-TO-NATURE SHIT

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    This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Definition - THE RANGER SHIT

    A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Definition - THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" SHIT

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    Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Definition - THE OLYMPIC SHIT

    This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.