In the context of elderly customers calling with questions. A colleague said "I hate f*cking old customers"
I replied: "Then stop it..."
See Also :- Pati Patni Jokes - Part 1
You heard about a new German microwave?
It’s got 20 seats inside..
Shut yo bigmac head up.
"When little kids put things up their nose, do you use pool balls?"
"Don't let luke skywalker see your head, he'll fly a spaceship up your nose"