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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One Liner

    Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
    A: So he could have sweet dreams.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Little to big mountain

    Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? A. Hi Cliff!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Biscuits

    Why do idiots eat biscuits? Because they're crackers!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pulp Fiction

    Jimmie: “No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said ‘Dead Nigger Storage’?”
    Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
    Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry]
    “Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said ‘Dead Nigger Storage’?”
    Jules: [pause] “No. I didn't.”
    Jimmie: “You know WHY you didn't see that sign?” Jules: “Why?” Jimmie: “Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    7 course meal

    Q. What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A. A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.