Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Funny Questions And Answers
Knock Knock Who's there? Europe! Europe Who? No you’re a poo
Knock Knock Who's there? Howl! Howl Who? Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
Q: How does Moses make his tea? A: Hebrews it.
Q: Why did Tom Cruise wear a satellite dish on his head during his wedding with Katie Holmes? A: To get better reception of the signals from the aliens!