Little to big mountain
Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? A. Hi Cliff!
Jimmie: “No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said ‘Dead Nigger Storage’?”
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry]
“Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said ‘Dead Nigger Storage’?”
Jules: [pause] “No. I didn't.”
Jimmie: “You know WHY you didn't see that sign?” Jules: “Why?” Jimmie: “Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!”
7 course meal
Q. What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A. A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.