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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Chuck Norris

    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rajnikanth

    Galileo used lamp 2 study. Graham bell used candle 2study. Shakspeare studied in street light. But, Do u know about RAJANIKANT ? only agarbatti.

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