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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Beginner pilot rules: 1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively. 2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory. 3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller. If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again. 4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash. 5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground. 6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away. 7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Funny Tongue Twister

    Six shiny snails sighed sadly.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Richard Herring - Motto

    It's important to live your life by a motto. I chose to live my life by the motto, 'My enemy's enemy is my friend.' Unfortunately, as it turns out, my enemy is his own worst enemy. So, I have to invite him to barbecues.'

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    6.9

    You know what 69 is, but do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.

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    Non Veg

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

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