• Tennessee

    Knock Knock Who's there? Tennessee! Tennessee Who? Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

  • Roach

    Knock Knock Who's there? Roach! Roach Who? Roach you a letter, did you get it?

  • Harry Potter

    How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.

  • Blanket to bed

    Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
    A: Don't worry, I've got you covered!


    Funny Questions And Answers

  • Screen door

    Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!

  • Funny Quotes

    Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you.


    Funny Quotes

  • Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine

    Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?
    A: They both say 'insert Bill.'


    Non Veg

  • Alcohol is to blame

    "Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. "It's alcohol and alcohol alone that's responsible for your present sorry state!" "I'm glad to hear you say that," replied Murphy, with a sigh of relief. "Everybody else says it's all my fault!"

  • One Liner

    Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
    A: Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!


    Funny Questions And Answers

  • Nadaan Ladki Ya Bahana

    Pregnant Ladki Ko Uske Boyfriend Ne Chhodna Chaha. Ladki: "Mat Chodo Ji" Ladka: "Kyun Darling?" Ladki: "Kahin Bachha Lolipop Samajh Ke Lund Na Kha Jaye"

  • आग दिल में लगी

    आग दिल में लगी जब वो खफ़ा हुए,
    महसूस हुआ तब, जब वो जुदा हुए,
    करके वफ़ा कुछ दे ना सके वो,
    पर बहुत कुछ दे गए जब वो बेवफ़ा हुए