जानते हैं हम
दोस्तों की कमी को पहचानते हैं हम
दुनिया के ग़मो को भी जानते हैं हम
आप जैसे दोस्तों के ही सहारे
आज भी हंसकर जीना जानते हैं हम
Confucious say : Ratio
"Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi."
Yo mama pussy so tight, she had to drill a hole in her Gina so she can insert a Tampon
You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Game of thrones
What do you call a Disney movie about the Nights Watch? Wall-E.
Reasons to Date a Cowgirl
Reason 2 : Cowgirls know how to use whips and spurs correctly.
Q. What do bulls do when they go shopping? A. They CHARGE!
What is the biggest lie of 2011? "Justin Bieber is the father of my Baby" - Mariah Yeater.
Santa and His Padosan
Ek Baar Santa Ki Padosan Bhabhi Bahaut Beemar Ho Jaati Hai. Use Khoon Ki Zarurat Padti Hai Toh Santa Dauda-Dauda Hospital Pahunch Jaata Hai Aur Apna Khoon Daan Karke Aa Jata Hai. Theek Hone Ke Baad Padosan Santa Ka Shukriya Karne Ke Liye Uske Ghar Jaati Hai.
Padosan: Aapne Mujhe Apna Khoon Dekar Meri Jaan Bachayi, Aapka Bahaut Bahaut Shukriya.
Santa Sharmate Hue Bola: Bhabhi Ji... Ismein Shukriya Ki Koi Baat Nahi, Bhale Hi Aap Pe Main Na Chadh Saka, Kam Se Kam Mera Khoon Toh Aap Pe Chadh Gaya.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.