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Animal Crackers Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bee Question

    Q : Why do bees hum?
    A: Because they don't know the words.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Panda at the Bar

    A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!" The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda, "A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Married Bee

    Q: Why did the bee get married?
    A: Because he found his honey.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Homing pigeon

    You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Elephants Organ

    First Friend: Where are an elephant's sex organs? Second Friend: For you they are in his feet. If he steps on you you're f**ked!