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Animal Crackers Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Revenge

    While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "F**k you!" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge. The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bee question

    *** Animal Crackers Jokes ***

    Q : What do bees do with their honey?
    A: They cell it.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Silkworms Fight

    Two silk worms got into a fight! It ended in a tie.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Into a wall

    *** Animal Crackers Jokes ***

    Q. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? A. Dam!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Jokes on snakes

    Q: Why can't you play jokes on snakes?
    A: Because you can never pull their legs