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Animal Crackers Jokes

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Eagle and mouse

    An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies. The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Eating pigs

    Q: What do you call a dino always want's to eat pigs?
    A: Jurasic pork!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bee Question

    Q : Why do bees hum?
    A: Because they don't know the words.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Into a wall

    Q. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? A. Dam!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Cheeky dog owner

    A man with a dog walks into a bank that has a sign reading "No dogs." A security guard walks up to him and asks "Did you read the sign? No dogs." The man replies "I know. Someone should fix that. It should say one dog."