Animal Crackers Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Jesus is watching you

    Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me". The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Meat and milk

    *** Animal Crackers Jokes ***

    Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blind Dinosaur

    Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
    A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Eagle and mouse

    *** Animal Crackers Jokes ***

    An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies. The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Crazy bunny vs counterfeit bank note

    Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
    A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.