Blonde Jokes

153
  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Gas money

    Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? A. She sold her car for it...

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blonds n Aliens

    *** Blonde Jokes ***

    Q: What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?
    A: You always hear about them, but never actually see them.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The dead bird

    A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Oh, look at that dead bird." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

    Related:

    Blonde



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Curtains

    *** Blonde Jokes ***

    A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Deodorant

    The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."