Blonde Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Fixing the dents

    A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,..."HELLLLOOOO!!! You need to roll up the windows."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blond Psychic

    *** Blonde Jokes ***

    Q: What was the Blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
    A: An IN-body experience!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Drivers Licence

    Q : Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
    A: Because she got an F in sex.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blond vs Mosquito

    *** Blonde Jokes ***

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
    A: A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Headphones

    A blond was going to get her hair layered at the salon with headphones on. The lady at the salon said to take the headphones off. The blond said ” No way, I would die if I did”. The lady said “Whatever” and did her work. Then the lady took the headphones off thinking it wouldn’t matter if she did. The blond dropped dead. The salon lady heard the headphones saying “breath in, now breath out” repeatedly.