Celebrity Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi

    During the ‘90s Rahul Gandhi was in the United States. He had failed in every field of study as he found any field of study to be difficult. He was just pretending to be studying there while the fact was that he was just drifting and killing time. Most of the following incidents happened during that period: Rahul Gandhi decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. He mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Rahul Gandhi begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sheer terror, he grabs for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse’s neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up his frail grip, he leaps away from the horse to try and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup. He is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground again and again. As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Chuck Norris

    *** Celebrity Jokes ***

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Justin Bieber

    Did you hear about Justin's cellmate new sextape?
    Its called "Leave It In Bieber"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rajnikanth

    *** Celebrity Jokes ***

    Rajnikant got selected in Roadies. next day during voteout. Rajnikant: I m sorry Raghu. apka safar yhi khatam hota hai. aata hu.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi

    Rahul Gandhi walks into a hair salon to get his hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks him to take off his headphones but Rahul Gandhi refuses. So the stylist takes them off and Rahul Gandhi collapses to the ground and becomes unconscious. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, “Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out…”