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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi

    Do you know why Rahul Gandhi was all excited because he finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? The box said, “2-4 years.”

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Alia Bhatt

    Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan. Karan: Alia, who was the first person to climb Mount Everest? Alia: Simple, the person who made it.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rajnikanth

    Computer doesn't give warning message to Rajini, Rajini warns computer

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    WTF

    Two odd looking guys are sitting in a small cafe when a third guy decides to join them They all get into a heated conversation about their physical attributes. One says: I've got the smallest arm in the world! Another says: I've got the smallest head in the world! A granola bar has more nuts than Justin Bieber. The last one says: I've got the smallest dick in the world! The 3 guys decide to go to Guinness World Records office. The first one goes in and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world! The second returns happy too: I've really, got the smallest head of the world! The last one returns angry and screams: WHO? THE FUCK IS? JUSTIN BIEBER?

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    Q: Why did Tom Cruise quickly finalize his divorce with Katie Holmes?
    A: He realized she still wasn't over Dawson.