"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
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"Don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection."
"Undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down."
"If you continue to live in the past, your life is history."
"Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work."