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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    No Mexican olympics

    Q: Why is there no Mexican Olympics?
    A: Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the American border.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One Liner

    The Great Wall is among 7 wonders of the world because it is the only Chinese product which lasted for more than 4 weeks.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Invention toothbrush

    Q: How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia?
    A: Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Theifs

    An Albanian goes in a shopping area to sell some clothes he had stolen previously, but another thief robs him. When he returns home his wife asks him: – “So, did you earn anything?” “No,” – replies the thief, “this time I sold at cost price!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pakistani Missiles

    Q: How do you disable Pakistani missiles?
    A: Cut the rubber band