Country Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Crash

    A 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland. Polish officials have so far retrieved 4000 bodies.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Eyes closed

    *** Country Jokes ***

    Q: Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
    A: So she can fantasize about shopping.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One Liner

    You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    A Thought

    *** Country Jokes ***

    Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Saving Pakistani

    Q:.How do you save a drowning Pakistani?
    A:Take your foot off his head!