Country Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    In Hell

    One day a Chinese, Japanese, and a Black man all went to hell. The devil told them that if he could hold their dick for 3 seconds that they could go to heaven, if not they would be thrown in the fiery pit. So the Chinese guy walks up the devil says 1 and it goes up in flames. So the devil throwes him in the fiery pit. Next the Japanese guy walks up the devil goes 1... poof it goes up in flames. So the devil throwes him in the fiery pit. Then the black guy goes up. The devil counts 1.... nothing happens. the devil goes " let me count again " 1..... the devil goes why didn't it go up in flames. The black guy says chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hand

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Yard sale

    *** Country Jokes ***

    Q: Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
    A: To get his stuff back.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Afgan Gay

    Q : What do you call a gay Afgan
    A: It doesn't matter. He is already stoned to death



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    spelling bee

    *** Country Jokes ***

    There is black boy, Malcolm; a white boy, James; and a Mexican girl Jaunita in a spelling bee at school. To win the spelling bee the student must spell the word correctly and use the word in a sentence. Teacher: James, spell dictate. James: d-e-c-t-a-t-e Teacher: Sorry that's wrong. Teacher: Juanita spell dictate. Juanita: d-i-k-t-a-t-e Teacher: Sorry that's wrong. Teacher: Malcolm spell dictate. Malcolm: d-i-c-t-a-t-e Teacher: Correct Malcolm. Now use it in a sentence. Malcolm: Juanita, how my dic tate las nite?



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Jumping from a plane

    A Brazilian, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian were in a plane. The pilot told them that they have to jump out of the plane when they find their country. The Brazilian jumped out when he saw the Christ the Redeemer statue. The Frenchman jumped out when he saw the Eiffel Tower. When it was the Nigerian's turn the pilot asked, "When will you jump?" The Nigerian put his hand outside the plane window. When he brought it back in, his watch was gone. He said, "Ah, this seems to be the right time"