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Cowboy Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Clinton Lovers?

    A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." Immediately, a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him, and left. A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Hillary Clinton appeared on the TV. "She's a horse's ass too," he said. A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over, and knocked him off his stool. Damnit!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Clinton country!" "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Cowboy and Lesbian

    An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Reasons to Date a Cowgirl

    Reason 2 : Cowgirls know how to use whips and spurs correctly.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Friday

    Q : If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
    A: The horses name is Friday!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Cowboys and Possums

    Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!