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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Midget Meets Tall Girl

    A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tall White Guys

    Q. What do you call a bunch of tall white guys sitting on a bench? A. The NBA!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Invention of Shorts

    Q: Why were shorts invented?
    A: So tall people wouldn’t always look like they’re wearing capris.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Skinny Girl Insult

    Fat girl to thin girl: You are so skinny that you need to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Midget Profession

    Q: What does a midget model do?
    A: Pose for trophies!