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Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Trouble In Small China

    Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
    A: No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Fat Insult

    *** Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes ***

    The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Weighing Machine

    A man is standing on the bathroom scales desperately sucking in his stomach. ‘That’s not going to help,’ says his wife. ‘Yes, it will,’ replies the man. ‘It’s the only way I can see the numbers.’

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Advice For Dick

    *** Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes ***

    Tall Guy to a short guy: If you’re gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tall Models

    Q: Do you know why most supermodels are really tall?
    A:Because if they can look good in the outfit, then non-mutants will too