Short girl to long girl: You must be using eiffel tower as a dildo
Q: Why don’t people ask midgets for favors A: Because they have short term memories!
Funny Questions And Answers
You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Tall Guy to a short guy: If you’re gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!
You know you’re getting fat when you can look in the mirror and see your rear end without turning round.