Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes62
*** Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes ***
A woman who was rather on the large side turned up at the theatre just before the performance was due to start. She handed the usher two tickets. The usher asked, "Where's the other party?" The woman blushed. "Well, you see one seat's a bit small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me." "That's fine with me, Ma'am," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers 47 and 65."
Midget plays soccer
Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?
A: The grass tickles their balls!