Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Christmas like office

    Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    2 Seats

    *** Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes ***

    A woman who was rather on the large side turned up at the theatre just before the performance was due to start. She handed the usher two tickets. The usher asked, "Where's the other party?" The woman blushed. "Well, you see one seat's a bit small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me." "That's fine with me, Ma'am," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers 47 and 65."

  • Posted on 16/01/2017

    Gay Midget

    Q: Why are g*y m*dgets so appealing?
    A: They can s*ck a d*ck standing up!



  • Posted on 16/01/2017

    Favors

    *** Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes ***

    Q: Why don’t people ask midgets for favors
    A: Because they have short term memories!



  • Posted on 16/01/2017

    Midget plays soccer

    Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?
    A: The grass tickles their balls!