Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes62
Posted on 21/02/2017
Christmas like office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
*** Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes ***
A woman who was rather on the large side turned up at the theatre just before the performance was due to start. She handed the usher two tickets. The usher asked, "Where's the other party?" The woman blushed. "Well, you see one seat's a bit small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me." "That's fine with me, Ma'am," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers 47 and 65."