Fat Skinny Short Tall Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Perfect Floor

    Two girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five-storey store advertising men for sale. They go in and see a first-floor sign that reads ‘All the men on this floor are short and ugly.’ The women decide to take the elevator to the next floor. There the sign reads, ‘All the men here are short and handsome.’ This isn’t good enough, so the women continue up. On the third floor the sign reads, ‘All the men here are tall and ugly.’ The women want to do better so they keep going. On the fourth floor the sign reads, ‘All the men here are tall and handsome.’ The women get excited but decide to see what’s on the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads, ‘No men here. This floor was built to prove there’s no way to please a woman.’

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tall Guy Insult

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    Short guy to a tall guy: I didn't know they stacked up shit that tall

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Am I Druck?

    A motorcycle cop pulls over a driver. ‘Have you been drinking, sir?’ says the cop. ‘Why?’ says the driver. ‘Is there a fat chick in my car?’

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Story-Telling

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    Q. What stories are told by basketball players? A. Tall stories!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Keira Knightley

    Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?
    A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.