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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Beware

    As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Gay Joke

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    What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Gay Joke

    How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

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  • Posted on 16/11/2017

    Slow Typists

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    Q: Why are gay men slow typists?
    A: They're all hunt'n peckers...

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Gay Poker

    Do you know how to play gay poker? Queens are wild and straights don’t count.

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