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Humerous Eye Jokes

  • Posted on 22/11/2016


    When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure…” “Look in your underwear, Grandma,” he advised, “mine says I’m 4 to 6.”

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Snowman smiles

    Q: Why did the snowman smile?
    A: Because the snowblower is coming.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Lame Duck

    He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One liner

    Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

  • Posted on 22/11/2016


    People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.