I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Q: Why did the snowman smile? A: Because the snowblower is coming.
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A clear conscience is the sign of bad memory
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
I accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I guess I'm taking this shit to a whole new level.
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