Sharad Pawar and Lalu Yadav giving a clean chit to Robert Vadra is like Rakhi Sawant and Poonam Pandey giving the ‘Sati Savitri’ award to Sunny Leone
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In the context of elderly customers calling with questions. A colleague said "I hate f*cking old customers"
I replied: "Then stop it..."
Q: How does a doctor that does circumcision get paid?
A: In tips
Q: What's the difference between an an*l & an oral thermometer?
A: The Taste
Dad: There is something wrong with my toothbrush. Son: l don't think so . it was all right when I used it to oil my bike chain.