If you were home alone, and you heard a fart, would you be scared or laugh?
Q: What has two legs and flies? A: A pair of trousers
Funny Questions And Answers
Dormitory Dirty Room
Poor old Bob sent his photograph off to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.