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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Fired from calendar factory

    I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Snowman smiles

    Q: Why did the snowman smile?
    A: Because the snowblower is coming.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Conscience

    A clear conscience is the sign of bad memory

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Lame Duck

    He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pooped in the elevator

    I accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I guess I'm taking this shit to a whole new level.