Q: Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? A: Mini-soda
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!
What kind of flower do you never give on Valentines day? Cauliflower
What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!