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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Listening?

    Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked if he was listening?
    A: I'm all ears!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Key to thanksgiving

    Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A. A turkey!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Longest word in the dictionary

    Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
    A: "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby

    Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
    A: He was a little hoarse.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Strawberry cry

    Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry? A. Because his parents were in a jam!