Little Johnny Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Teeth

    Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister's friend's pussy. She slapped him and said not to because it has teeth and will bite. As the years passed, and little Johnny one day grew to become a man, he was sitting in his car with his girlfriend, rubbing her thighs and squeezing her tits, when she said, "Aren't you going to feel my pussy?" He said, "I can't, its got teeth!" "Don't be a fool," she said, "have a look if you don't believe me." So he thought about it, then took off her panties and spread her legs. He looked in and said, "I'm not surprised you haven't got any teeth with gums like that!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    At the Doctors

    *** Little Johnny Jokes ***

    A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there." "No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The dot

    The English teacher makes a dot on the board and says, "This is a period as many of you may already know. Without it there would be total chaos in our day to day lives. Lemme give you an example…" She is interrupted by Johnny "She is absolutely right" "Thank you Johnny" the teacher smiles "I think you have a small example of your own" Johnny replies "Total havoc I say, my sister once she missed hers and my mom screamed, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy nextdoor killed himself."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Games

    *** Little Johnny Jokes ***

    Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzi chomping on her piece of gum. "Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor?" Johnny lets out a puff of smoke, "Nah, that's too old fashioned." Johnny takes another drag, "Spit out your gum, I wanna play PRESIDENT!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Where is Jesus

    A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!" The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"