Men Women Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Woman Paradox - Clothes

    1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security. 2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff. 3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear. 4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”. 6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them. 7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One who lost his Intelligence?

    *** Men Women Jokes ***

    Q: What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
    A: A widow.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Goldigger wife virus

    Beware of the Goldigger Wife Virus; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Arrest

    *** Men Women Jokes ***

    A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    How About The Ones Like Mine

    Wife: "I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Dicks. The Big Ones Went For Ten Dollars And The Thick Ones Went For Twenty Dollars." Husband: "How About The Ones Like Mine?" Wife: "Those They Gave Away." Husband: "I Had A Dream Too…I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Cunts. The Pretty Ones Went For A Thousand Dollars, And The Little Tight Ones Went For Two Thousand." Wife: "And How Much For The Ones Like Mine?" Husband: "That’s Where They Held The Auction."