Men Women Jokes466
Posted on 22/11/2016
Woman Paradox - Clothes
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security. 2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff. 3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear. 4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”. 6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them. 7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.
*** Men Women Jokes ***
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
How About The Ones Like Mine
Wife: "I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Dicks. The Big Ones Went For Ten Dollars And The Thick Ones Went For Twenty Dollars." Husband: "How About The Ones Like Mine?" Wife: "Those They Gave Away." Husband: "I Had A Dream Too…I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Cunts. The Pretty Ones Went For A Thousand Dollars, And The Little Tight Ones Went For Two Thousand." Wife: "And How Much For The Ones Like Mine?" Husband: "That’s Where They Held The Auction."