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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Honeymoon is over

    Q: How do you know when you honeymoon is over?
    A: When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Dumb Wives

    Three guys sit in a bar complaining about their wives. The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have a garage door." The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to an iPod and she doesn't have any earphones." The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a d**k."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Why

    A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Doctors Appointment

    A man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the things around the house like he used to. When the examination was complete, he said "Now Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Remember

    For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.