Miscellaneous Jokes

  • Posted on 16/11/2017

    Foreplay and KFC

    Q: What's the similarity between foreplay and KFC?
    A: Once you've finished with the breasts and the thighs, you've got a greasy box to put your bone in.


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  • Posted on 16/11/2017

    Korean man walks into the bar

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    So a Korean man walks into the bar after a long day at work, as he orders his drink he notices a J*wish man scowling at him from across the room.
    After 10 minutes the Korean man walks over to the J*w and asks him:
    "Do you have a problem?"
    "Actually yeah, you guys are the enemy, you sunk Pearl Harbor!"
    "What? That was the Japanese, I'm Korean, you Moron!"
    "Korean, Japanese, Chinese, it's all the same."
    Not letting his anger get to him, the Korean man says to the J*w:
    "Well you guys are the real enemy, you sunk the Titanic."
    "The Titanic? Are you stupid, that was an iceberg!"
    "Iceberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg it's all the same."

  • Posted on 25/07/2017

    Nymphomaniac Wife

    Joe took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. "This is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, and I get very jealous." "We'll see," the doctor said. He directed her into his examining room, closed the door behind him and told her to undress. Then he told her to get up onto the examining table on her stomach. The moment he touched her buttocks, she began to moan and squirm. It was too much for him to resist, and he climbed up on top of her and began to screw her. Joe heard moans and groans coming from the room. Unable to control himself, he pushed open the door, only to be confronted by the sight of the doctor astride his wife banging away. "Doctor, what are you doing?" he asked. The flustered doctor said, "Oh, it's you, Joe? I'm only taking your wife's temperature!" Joe opened his switchblade knife and began to wipe it on his sleeve very deliberately. "Ok Doc," he said, "but when you take that thing out, it better have numbers on it!"

  • Posted on 18/07/2017

    Name for an electrical apprentice

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    Q: What is another name for an electrical apprentice? A: Shock absorber

  • Posted on 18/07/2017

    Benjamin Franklin after discovering electricity

    Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel after discovering electricity? A: Shocked.