Posted on 22/11/2016
Overdosed on Curry
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder, he went into a korma
Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her. "What are you doing," he shouts. "Well you won't let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute," she explains. The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a d*ldo up his arse drinking a can of beer, "What are you doing," she shouts. He replays, "Having a beer with your boyfriend."
English Teacher : What does buffet mean Student : Must be derived from some Latin word that means "get up and get it yourself asshole!"