Posted on 22/11/2016
Tales of Woe
Three men are sitting on a beach in Jamaica talking about how they all ended up there. The first man says, "I ran a superstore out in California. But business got bad so one day there was a bad fire and I collected the insurance money and moved out here." The next man says, "I had a Jewelry store in the Midwest. But business went downhill and we were robbed. So I collected the insurance and moved out here." The final guy says, "I had a little fishery on the East Coast. One day a hurricane hit and I collected the insurance money. I had nothing left but the money so I moved out here." The other two men look confused for a while then ask him, "How in the world did you start a hurricane?"
*** Miscellaneous Jokes ***
Q : Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it?
A: A last name! And shame on you for thinking it was something else."
Knock knock! Who's there? Britney Spears! Knock knock! ... Who's there? Oops I did it again!