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Miscellaneous Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Overdosed on Curry

    Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder, he went into a korma

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Mirror Holes

    Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it?
    A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Hating Dad

    I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say "Yeah? When?"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Boyfriend

    Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her. "What are you doing," he shouts. "Well you won't let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute," she explains. The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a d*ldo up his arse drinking a can of beer, "What are you doing," she shouts. He replays, "Having a beer with your boyfriend."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Buffet Meaning

    English Teacher : What does buffet mean Student : Must be derived from some Latin word that means "get up and get it yourself asshole!"