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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

    "Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen." "I like idling when I ought not to be idling; not when it is the only thing I have to do. Thatis my pig-headed nature. The time when I like best to stand with my back to the fire, calculating how much I owe, is when my desk is heaped highest with letters that must be answered by the next post. When I like to dawdle longest over my dinner is when I have a heavy evening's work before me. And if, for some urgent reason, I ought to be up particularly early in the morning, it is then, more than at any other time, that I love to lie an extra half-hour in bed."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Zelig

    Leonard Zelig: I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Carry on, Jeeves

    “I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Crimes and Misdemeanors

    Cliff Stern: "Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pulp Fiction

    Jimmie: "I can't believe this is the same car." The Wolf: "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."