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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Way of the Gun

    Parker: "A plan is just a list of things that don't happen."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Catcher in the Rye

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    “When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

    Ace Ventura: "If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pride and Prejudice

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Catch-22

    “There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to." Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.