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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Knocked Up

    Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Way of the Gun

    Parker: "A plan is just a list of things that don't happen."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Murphy

    “The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new.”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Crimes and Misdemeanors

    Clifford Stern: "[to his wife] Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, ok. It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Three Men in a Boat

    “Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.”