Movies And Literature Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Man and Superman

    “The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

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    Ron Burgundy: “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Annie Hall

    Annie Hall: "Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture." Alvy Singer: "You? You kiddin'? If the Gestapo would take away your Bloomingdale's charge card, you'd tell 'em everything."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Airplane!

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    Rumack: "Can you fly this plane, and land it?" Ted Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Catch-22

    “What would they do to me," he asked in confidential tones, "if I refused to fly them?" "We'd probably shoot you," ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen replied. "We?" Yossarian cried in surprise. "What do you mean, we? Since when are you on their side?" "If you're going to be shot, whose side do you expect me to be on?" ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen retorted