Movies And Literature Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Three Men in a Boat

    "It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do. It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me: the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart. You cannot give me too much work; to accumulate work has almost become a passion with me: my study is so full of it now, that there is hardly an inch of room for any more. I shall have to throw out a wing soon."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

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    "Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen." "I like idling when I ought not to be idling; not when it is the only thing I have to do. Thatis my pig-headed nature. The time when I like best to stand with my back to the fire, calculating how much I owe, is when my desk is heaped highest with letters that must be answered by the next post. When I like to dawdle longest over my dinner is when I have a heavy evening's work before me. And if, for some urgent reason, I ought to be up particularly early in the morning, it is then, more than at any other time, that I love to lie an extra half-hour in bed."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Scarface

    Hector the Toad: "You want to give me the cash, or do I kill your brother first, before I kill you?" Tony Montana: "Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Snatch

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    Avi: "Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?" Bullet Tooth Tony: "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

    “It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”