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One Liners Jokes

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  • Posted on 02/06/2017

    Pop your big head

    Yo head is so big I could pop it with a needle.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Statistics

    *** One Liners Jokes ***

    42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blind

    Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Other hand

    *** One Liners Jokes ***

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Sale

    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.