Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Can we ever really know when our philosophy assignment is due?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.