One Liners Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Snow Difference

    Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
    A: Snowballs.



  • Posted on 07/10/2017

    Nothing to Lose

    *** One Liners Jokes ***

    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Alphabet soup

    Q: What's the best part thing about alphabet soup?
    A: The massive vowel movement afterwords.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Great Teacher

    *** One Liners Jokes ***

    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

  • Posted on 02/06/2017

    Luke Skywalker

    "Don't let luke skywalker see your head, he'll fly a spaceship up your nose"

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