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One Liners Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Penny to penny

    Q: What did the penny say to the other penny?
    A: Us being together makes cents.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Balance

    One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance... so i pushed her over

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Comedic ambition

    People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.

  • Posted on 07/10/2017

    Fifteen Pounds

    Yesterday a friend suggested I lose fifteen pounds and I've already lost a friend.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Haven't slept

    I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.