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One Liners Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    What cars eat

    Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
    A: Traffic jam.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Nothing

    Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Age

    Few women admit their age; few men act it.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Selling vaccum cleaner

    I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Asked on a Date

    I don't always get asked out on a date. But when I do... It's on April 1st.