Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? A: Us being together makes cents.
Funny Questions And Answers
One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance... so i pushed her over
People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.
Yesterday a friend suggested I lose fifteen pounds and I've already lost a friend.
I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
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