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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    On the bus

    A guy got on a bus one day and sat down in an aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and let loose a big noisy fart. Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her "Do you by any chance have today's paper?" The lady looked at him and said, "No, but the next time we pass by a tree I'll grab you a handful of leaves."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Definition - THE POWER DUMP SHIT

    The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Birthday Gift

    Lady goes into a sportsmans trade show to buy her husband a hunting gun for his birthday. She picked up a really nice looking gun and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "You can see that I'm blind but if you give me the gun I can tell how much it is by the weight." She gives him the gun and he says, "That gun is worth $145." Amazed at how cheap that was, she picked out another really nice gun, hands it to the man and he says, "This gun is worth $155." She is thinking that was pretty cheap. So she picks out the best most expensive looking gun on the table and handed it to the salesman and he says, "This gun is our best at $175. "This will make a nice brithday present for my husband .."I'll take it" Getting ready and all rung up, suddenly, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the saleman was blind and it didn't really matter as he couldn't see she did it, so she just let the fart loose. Saleman says, "Ok then, It all comes up to $200." "My Lord", she said confused, "You said the gun was only $175." He said, "It is. It's $175 for the hunting gun plus $25 for the duck call."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Graffiti on Condom Vending Machine.

    "This gum tastes like Fu**ing rubber!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tip

    When in the toilet at work, make farting noises, so people don't realise what you are really doing in there.

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