Potty And Fart Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Oscar

    I'm going to get an Oscar next year for my movie, The Fartist. It's silent, but deadly.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Fart in Bed

    *** Potty And Fart Jokes ***

    I silently farted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the quilt. After a few seconds my wife said, "F*cking hell Dave, that stinks!" It must've been pretty awful, she was downstairs at the time.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Jack the Ripper

    Just watched a film about Jack the Ripper. It wasn't the light-hearted fart comedy I'd expected.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Bet

    *** Potty And Fart Jokes ***

    I was sitting on the sofa with my wife last night. She said, "F*cking hell you smelly bas*ard, have you farted?" I said, "No I haven't you cheeky b**ch". She said, "I bet you fifty quid that you have". So I showed her my pants and said, "See it wasn't a fart, fifty quid please!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Difference

    Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
    A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.