Potty And Fart Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Public Toilet Graffiti - Taco Sauce

    Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shit out taco sauce. When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass away.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Definition - THE PEEK-A-BOO SHIT

    *** Potty And Fart Jokes ***

    Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Nursing Home

    A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. While sitting in her new room, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. After a while, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?" She replies, "It's pretty nice -- except they won't let you fart."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Public Toilet Graffiti

    *** Potty And Fart Jokes ***

    Scrawled in BIG ANGRY **RED** letters: "I ****ED your mother!!!" neatly printed in small calm blue letters: "Go home dad, you're drunk."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Public Toilet Graffiti

    Here I sit down, broken-hearted Trying to push a yet unstarted... Poem into bright creation - Oh, the pains of constipation! Hours have passed, I've merely parted Rump cheeks and effetely farted, Those weak blasts of wind excluded, Nothing concrete has extruded! Other ###### far more ****ten In their time have poems written Am I such a fu**ed up nerd, That can't shit a single turd?

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