Potty And Fart Jokes99
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Three guys are needing to go toilet really badly, so one guy walks in to a public toilet and uses it, ignoring the sign saying "beware of the toilet ghost, he finishes his crap and wipes his bum, and then he heard a BOO so he ran out the second guy walks in after the first guy doing exactly the same as the first, except the second guy ended up using all of the toilet paper up the ghost went BOO and he also ran out. The third guy finally walked in, he was very suspicious about the sign, he did his business and had only realised that there was no toilet paper so he worried about the ghost coming and he really wanted to get out of there so he wiped his bum with his hand. he was about to leave when he heard a BOO, he got such a fright he didn’t want the others to hear his girly scream so he covered his mouth with his hands.
Public Toilet Graffiti
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Here I sit down, broken-hearted Trying to push a yet unstarted... Poem into bright creation - Oh, the pains of constipation! Hours have passed, I've merely parted Rump cheeks and effetely farted, Those weak blasts of wind excluded, Nothing concrete has extruded! Other ###### far more ****ten In their time have poems written Am I such a fu**ed up nerd, That can't shit a single turd?
All for Love
There was man who had a terrible passion for eating baked beans, but always got an embarrassing lively reaction. One day he met the girl of his dreams and they fell in love. He thought to himself "She'll never marry me so he gave up the baked beans he loved”. A few months later, his car broke down, called the wife and told her he would be late as he had to walk home. On his way, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. He figured he could walk off any ill affects. So all the way home he 'putt to the right and putted to the left'. His wife met him at the door excited. "Darling, I have the most wonderful dinner surprise for you!" She blindfolded him, and sat at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. Feeling another fart coming on, luckily the phone rang and his wife left the room to answer the phone. Seizing the moment, he not only lets out a loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg fart. He had a hard time breathing, so he grabbed napkin and fanned the air. Unfortunately another urge came on, and 'rrriiiipppp!'. Sounded like a diesel engine at high revs, and smelled even worse. Gagging, he tried fanning his arms, hoping the rotten smell would dissipate. He heard the phone goodbyes, so he neatly folded his napkin on his lap and he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked back in. Sorry for being so long dear, she asked “Did you peeked at the dinner”. Assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!" To his shock & horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.