Potty And Fart Jokes98
*** Potty And Fart Jokes ***
I was sitting on the sofa with my wife last night. She said, "F*cking hell you smelly bas*ard, have you farted?" I said, "No I haven't you cheeky b**ch". She said, "I bet you fifty quid that you have". So I showed her my pants and said, "See it wasn't a fart, fifty quid please!"
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.