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Potty And Fart Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Sudoku Toilet Paper

    For Christmas last year I got given Sudoku toilet paper. It’s useless. You can only fill it in with number ones and number twos.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Filthy

    My wife is a filthy bitch. Every time I go to piss in the sink it's full of dishes!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Public Toilet Graffiti - Future

    The future is in your hands!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Defination Dangling Potty

    The one that refuses to leave your ass u need to shake it off

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Revenge

    There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old man would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his wife's annoyance. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained. After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to her husband's arse. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs. "You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

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