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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Avon Lady

    One Day around Christmas Time, an Avon Lady Was Soliciting Her Products In An Apartment Building. Just as she Got On The Elevator To Go To The Top Floor, She Had An Overwhelming Urge To Fart. Seeing As How There Was No One Else In The Elevator She Decided To Let It Rip. It Was The Most Intensely Disgusting Fart She Had ever let go and did it ever Smell. She Quickly Sprayed a lot of her New Pine Scented Air Freshener With The Intent Of Covering Up The Smell Of The Fart. An Older Lady Got On At The Next Floor, Turned Very Red In The Face And Quickly Got Off On The Next Floor, so She Decided To Spray A Little More Of The Air Freshener. Two Floors Later A Drunk Man Got On But he Did Not Seem Overly Distracted By The Smell. So she Took The Opportunity To Advertise Her Product. She Said, "Excuse Me Sir, But I'd Like To Ask You What You Think Of Our New Line Of Christmas Scent Air Fresheners?" He Sniffed The Air Intensely, Hiccupped, and said "Smells to me like somebody crapped under the Christmas Tree."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Paper Roll

    *** Potty And Fart Jokes ***

    Why did the toilet paper roll down hill? To get to the bottom!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    At the Restaurant

    A woman walks into a restaurant and takes a seat. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly, with the Waiter right behind her. Shocked, she sits back up abruptly, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop That!" To which the Waiter replies "Sure, Which Way Did It Go?"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Worst Job

    *** Potty And Fart Jokes ***

    Toothbrush : Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world. Tissue Role : Ya Right!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Definition - THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" SHIT

    Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spincal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.