Profession Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    So Cold

    It was so cold out today, I saw a lawyer put his hands in his own pockets.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Food for thought

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    If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and crash once a year.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Siri on Alone

    Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Interesting Obsrvation

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    At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Parrot Prices

    One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.'' ''What about the green one?'' the man asks.The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.'' ''What about the red one?'' the man asks.The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000. ''The man says, ''What does HE do?'' The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''