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Profession Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Exchange of Opinions

    Q : What would you describe the term "exchange of opinions"?
    A: That's a situation when you have your opinion and go with it to your boss. Then you return with his opinion.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Child Birth Story

    *** Profession Jokes ***

    Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Girls vs Domain Names

    Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    IT Joke

    *** Profession Jokes ***

    To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Mathematician’s driver

    A Nobel Prize winning mathematician is traveling from university to university on a speaking tour by limousine. After several engagements the mathematician and his driver are having dinner and the driver says "I've heard your speech so many times I think I could give it word-for-word." The mathematician accepts the challenge and they switch places for the next speech; the driver dresses like the professor and the professor dresses as the driver and sits in the back of the auditorium. The driver gives the speech flawlessly and opens up the floor for question, usually there are none. But one of the students at the university has a very large ego and decides to attempt to stump the Nobel Prize winner. After the student asks his question for ten straight minutes the driver laughs and says "That question is so simple I'll let my driver in the back answer it."