Profession Jokes

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  • Posted on 29/09/2017

    Corporate Lesson

    Corporate lesson :
    Jack and Max are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer..

    Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

    Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”

    So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?”

    The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”

    Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

    Max says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”

    And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I pray while I smoke?”

    To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.”

    Moral of the story

    The approval you want depends on the way u ask for it!!

    Dedicated to all professionals !!..

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Receptionist's response

    *** Profession Jokes ***

    Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving? A. Thanks for coming.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Prostitute vs Lawyer

    Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? A. The prostitute stops f*cking you after you're dead.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One Liner

    *** Profession Jokes ***

    Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Light Bulb

    How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? "How many can you afford?"

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