I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer