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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.