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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    I love you forever... but I can't live that long.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

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