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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Clarence Darrow - killing

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    I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

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    I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.