All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
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