If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Eienstein
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
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