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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Funny Quote

    When you want something really bad, crying for it isn't going to work nearly as good as complaining!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Learnodo Newtonic - Food

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    It's strange to notice that while millions have barely started to eat there are millions who cannot stop.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Funny Quote

    After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Oscar Wilde

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    He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Funny Quote

    I can't wait for that to never happen.