Religion Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Buddhist on Computer

    Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
    A: He enters Nerdvana.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Charity

    *** Religion Jokes ***

    A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400." "How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May I ask who you are?" The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. "I'm the landlord," he sobbed.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Spreading Lies

    A pastor is standing before his congregation, "It has come to my attention that somebody has been telling lies about me. Somebody has been saying I am a member of the Ku Klux Klan. This is simply not true! Who has been telling this lie?" Everybody is silent for a while. He speaks again, "Come on now, face your sins so you can be forgiven!" Suddenly a drop dead gorgeous blonde rises and says, "I think somebody misunderstood me. I've been telling people that you are a wizard in the sheets."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Jews and pork

    *** Religion Jokes ***

    Q : Why don't Jews eat pork?
    A: Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Our Daily Chicken

    During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!