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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Classic Insult!

    Santa & a girl standing on the bus stop: Santa to ladki: Nice lipstick. Girl: Thanks. Santa: Nice top and jeans Girl: Thanks. Santa: Nice ear-rings Girl: Thanks. Santa: Nice neckless. Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA(Brother). Santa: Very strange, phir bhi tum sundar nahi lag rahi ho.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    What a relief!

    Banta tripped on the stairs and broke his leg. The doctor put a cast on it and warned that he wasn't to use the stairs until the cast came off. The weeks later he removed the cast and pronounced him well on the way to recovery. "Oh good," Banta responded. "Is it all right for me to walk the stairs now?" "Yes," said the doctor, "if you promise to be careful." "I can't tell you what a relief it will be," he sighed. "It was such a nuisance crawling outside and shinnying up and down that drainpipe all the time!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Money Well Spent

    Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?" "You certainly were," replies the bartender. "And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked. "You spent over Rs. 10000," replies the bartender. "Thank god for that," says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it."

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    १००० रुपये

    पत्नी को एक थप्पड मारने की सजा १००० रुपये जज साहब ने सुनाई.. तब संता ने जज को पुछा :- "दुसरा एक थप्पड मार दु..?? जज गुस्से से :- क्यो..?? संता :- क्योंिक छुट्टा नहीं है मेरे पास २००० रुपये का नोट है।

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Maruti of a Buffalo!

    Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo. "Santa ji you were always saying you wanted a car to drive to the the market. And now you have gone and brought another buffalo. Won't you look ridiculous riding a buffalo to the market?" complained his wife, Jeeto. Quite unabashed, the Santa replied, "Wouldn't I look more ridiculous trying to milk a Maruti?"

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