Santa Banta Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Santa Live on Radio

    Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello... ji ye Radio station hai ?
    RJ: Ji Haan, boliye.
    Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
    RJ: J Haan.
    Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sun rahi hai... wo bhi sun rahi hogi..??
    RJ (Gusse mein): Haaan bhai haan..!!!
    Santa: Hello Jeeto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se Motor chala de... Main oopar chhat par toilet mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blind Date!

    *** Santa Banta Jokes ***

    Santa sets up Banta to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Banta is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Banta, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry." Santa says. "Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout Aaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack." So that night, Banta knocks at Shirleys door, and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. Banta's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaauuuggghhh!"

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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Santa Ka Loose Motion

    Santa Ko Loose Motions Ki Problem Ho Gayi Toh Vo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Ji, Mere Dast Rukne Ka Naam Nahin Le Rahe, Kuch Achcha Sa Ilaaz Bataiiye.
    Doctor: Tumne Kela Try Kiya Tha?
    Santa: Haan Doctor Saab, Kiya Toh Tha... Lekin Jab Nikaala Toh Phir Suru Ho Gaye.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Nice Logic!

    *** Santa Banta Jokes ***

    Santa: What's the name of our PM?
    Pappu: We don't have a PM in our country.
    Santa: Shut up! Tell me the name of our PM?
    Pappu: Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our typewriter?
    Santa: We don't have a typewriter.
    Pappu: We have one in the store-room.
    Santa: Oh... that one. We do have but that's not of any use why should I remember it's model no?
    Pappu: My point exactly.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Ear to the Ground!

    A busload of American tourists were heading towards Punjab on G.T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes. Lying on the road in front was Santa with his ear to the ground. Passengers trooped out of the bus and crowded around him. "Hey, what are you doing down there pal?" asked one of the tourists. Santa slowly raised his head and replied, "Green Matador 25 km away travelling at 80 km." "Wow," exclaimed the tourist, "You can tell us that by listening to the road?" "No," croaked Santa, "I fell off the damned thing."

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