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Santa Banta Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Diamond Ring

    In the midst of a hectic day at the office, Santa got a phone call from his friend Banta. Banta: Santa, I just bought an expensive diamond ring for my wife, Preeto. I hope this won't break up our long friendship? Santa: Hey Banta! Have you gone crazy? Why should your buying your wife an expensive diamond ring break up our friendship? After all, you are not taking it to my wife. Banta: But my wife is taking it to your wife; she's over to your house right now, showing it to your wife.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Happy Married Life

    *** Santa Banta Jokes ***

    Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?" Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems." Banta asked, "Can you explain?" Santa said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each others decisions." Still not convinced, Banta asked him, "Give me some examples" Santa said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it" Banta asked, "Then what is your role?" Santa said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Syria, whether the European Union should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Tendulkar should retire, about Salman Khan's Marriage etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these."

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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Swarg

    Banta Apne Guruji Ka Pravachan Sunne Gaya.
    Guruji Bole: Jo Jo Swarg Jaana Chahta Hai Vo Apna Haath Khada Kare. Banta Ki Gharwali Aur Saas Ne Apne Haath Upar Utha Diye.
    Guruji Ne Banta Se Pucha: Kya Tum Swarg Nahin Jaana Chahte?
    Banta: Guruji, Yeh Dono Chali Jayengi Toh Yahin Par Swarg Ho Jayega.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    World Record Skydiving Stunt

    *** Santa Banta Jokes ***

    Santa and Banta, two sky divers having tired of all the ordinary stunts, decided to set a world record by free falling to within 100 feet of the ground before opening their chutes. Having jumped from 8000 feet, the two came plummeting toward the earth. When this altimeter read 100, Banta shouted to Santa, "Now?" "No, not now!" "Now?" Banta screamed at 50 feet. "Not yet!" "Come on," Banta shrieked, "it's only ten feet!" "For God's sake, Banta," Santa yelled, "haven't you ever fallen from ten feet before?"

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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Cockroach ke liye Powder

    Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte.. Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted