Santa Banta Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Never Argue with a Woman, Use Your Brains

    Banta went on a night out with his friends and Preeto is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him. At about 12 midnight, Banta comes back and knocks. Preeto yells to him, "Go back and sleep where you are coming from!!!" Judging by her tone of voice that her fury is about to overflow, Banta answered, "Relax I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or just give them to me. There're lots of women at the party!"Preeto opened the door and screamed, "You are not going anywhere come in here before I change my mind!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bank Robbers!

    *** Santa Banta Jokes ***

    Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. They do manage to take one sack each. After a while they meet again and one asks the other... Santa: What did you find in your sack? Banta: Ten lakh Rupees! Santa: Wow... that's a lot of money!' What did you do with the cash? Banta: I bought a house. How about your sack? Santa: It was full of bills. Banta: And what did you do with them? Santa: Eh, well... little by little, I'm paying them off...

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Santa's RTI Query

    Dear Sir, I have two questions for the lawmakers of our country: 1. If the legal age of a Man to get Sexually active is 18 years and the legal age for him to get married is 21... then what are we actually suggesting he should do these 3 years? 2. Now if the legal age for a Man to get married is 21 years and the legal age for him to start drinking is 25 years... then how do you suggest he survives the first 4 years of marriage??? Any information will be appreciated.

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Fail in Maths

    *** Santa Banta Jokes ***

    Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padhaegi..



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Swollen Foot

    Santa goes to the podiatrist with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor hands him a pill that looks big enough to choke a horse. "I will be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has been gone a while, and Santa is losing his patience. He hobbles outside to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat, and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. Santa then hobbles back into the examining room. Just then the doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that foot for about 20 minutes."