Santa Banta Jokes98
Posted on 22/11/2016
Santa & a girl standing on the bus stop: Santa to ladki: Nice lipstick. Girl: Thanks. Santa: Nice top and jeans Girl: Thanks. Santa: Nice ear-rings Girl: Thanks. Santa: Nice neckless. Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA(Brother). Santa: Very strange, phir bhi tum sundar nahi lag rahi ho.
What a relief!
Banta tripped on the stairs and broke his leg. The doctor put a cast on it and warned that he wasn't to use the stairs until the cast came off. The weeks later he removed the cast and pronounced him well on the way to recovery. "Oh good," Banta responded. "Is it all right for me to walk the stairs now?" "Yes," said the doctor, "if you promise to be careful." "I can't tell you what a relief it will be," he sighed. "It was such a nuisance crawling outside and shinnying up and down that drainpipe all the time!"
Money Well Spent
Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?" "You certainly were," replies the bartender. "And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked. "You spent over Rs. 10000," replies the bartender. "Thank god for that," says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it."
Maruti of a Buffalo!
Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo. "Santa ji you were always saying you wanted a car to drive to the the market. And now you have gone and brought another buffalo. Won't you look ridiculous riding a buffalo to the market?" complained his wife, Jeeto. Quite unabashed, the Santa replied, "Wouldn't I look more ridiculous trying to milk a Maruti?"