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Santa Banta

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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    बीवी कैसी है

    संता :- परसों मेरी बीवी कुँए में िगर गई, बहुत चोट लगी, बहुत िचल्ला रही थी । बंता :- अब कैसी है? संता :- अब ठीक है, कल से कुँए से आवाज नहीं आई..!!



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  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Suit nahi chahiye

    *** Santa Banta ***

    Jeeto Ne Apni Kaam Waali Baai Ko Apna Ek Purana Suit De Diya.
    2 Din Baad Kaam Waali Gusse Se: Maalkin, Ye Pakdo Apna Suit Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.
    Jeeto: Kya Hua Re Tujhe... Suit Lekar Toh Bade Shouk Se Gayi Thi, Ab Kya Ho Gaya?
    Kaam Waali: Hona Kya Hai Maalkin Jab Mein Ye Suit Pehan Ke Aati Hun Toh Sahab Aap Ho Samajh Kar Meri Taraf Dhyaan Bhi Nahi Dete, Aur... Aur....
    Jeeto: Aur Kya???
    Kaam Waali: Aur Driver Peeche Se Aakar Lipat Jaata Hai.



  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    PHD

    Teacher : नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai...??? Santa : P.H.D. Teacher : Kya....??? Santa : Pyjaama Holding Device..



  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Chandra Gupta Morya

    *** Santa Banta ***

    Height of guessing an answer......
    Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.
    Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....



  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    टाटा नैनो

    1 टाटा नैनो की नीलामी हो रही थी बोली लगी .. 5 लाख 10 लाख 20 लाख संता : इस सस्ती और पुरानी गाड़ी में ऐसा क्या है भाई ?. बेचने वाला : इसके 12 एक्सीडेंट हुए हैं, हर बार सिर्फ बीवी मरी है।.. संता : इसकी मां की आंख ..1 करोड़