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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bowling

    Q: Why do the blondes prefer to have sex instead of bowling?
    A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Soccer

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    Q: Why do soccer players have so much trouble eating Indian food?
    A: They think they can't use they're hands.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Archery

    A duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants; he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow. 'Who is this incredibly fine archer?' cried the duke.'I must find him!' After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets. 'You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?' asked the duke worriedly. 'No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy.' 'That is truly astonishing,' said the duke. 'I hereby admit you into my service.' The boy thanked him profusely. 'But I must ask one favor in return,' the duke continued. 'You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot.' 'Well,' said the boy, 'first I fire the arrow at the tree, and then I paint the target around it.'

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tennis

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    Q: How do athletes stay cool during a game?
    A: They stand near the fans!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Various

    After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences: 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling. 3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.