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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Soccer

    Q: What’s the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
    A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Soccer

    Q: What does a Lionel Messi and a magician have in common?
    A: Both do hat tricks.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Baseball

    Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
    A: Babe Root.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Swimming

    Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
    A: The Dead Sea

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Various

    Q: What's the difference between OJ Simpson and the England soccer team?
    A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence