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Sports Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Various

    After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences: 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling. 3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tennis

    Q: Why is a tennis game a noisy game?
    A: Because each player raises a racket.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tennis

    While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tennis

    Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
    A: They don't like getting close to the net.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tennis

    Tennis Pickup Line : "If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in "Love"